Monday, July 28, 2008

Opposite of Genius

We just paid a fortune to a computer genius to help us with our computer. He showed me how to do some amazing things. Of course, after he left I tried to do some of them. Guess what. It just doesn't work for me.

What is it about people my age? Does the computer know how old I am and how much I don't know? I can just hear it saying to the hard drive genie, "Here she comes again. Let's see how much we can frustrate her." Working together, they manage to raise my blood pressure and scramble my mind.

It just isn't fair. If only Bill Gates had started younger or been born in the 30s. I would have grown up with this stuff, and today I might know what I'm doing! What's the opposite of a genius? Whatever it is, I'm it.

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